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22 May 2013 @ 06:47 pm
1947  
All I ever wanted was a little bar&grill
with a couple of strippers and a runway.

Ribs, strippers, and bibs!
That's the ticket!

Ribs, strippers, and bibs!
 
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20 May 2013 @ 04:35 pm
Mommy  
I share my roomette with a torturer.
He or she calls me "Mommy," as in

Mommy, will you help me write an exculpatory memo?
I was born in a morgue!
I probably got hit by a meteor!
I hate the taste of blood!
I hate the taste of blood!

Mommy!

If we only had a boat, or a sofa-bed!
We could watch TV on our sofa-bed, or sail
far far away.
 
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18 May 2013 @ 03:11 am
Lens  
Are you the lens of my unlicensed laundromat?
I am.
Did you burn all my underpants?
I did.

Are you my brain?
Are you my sandwich?

I ham who I ham!
I ham who am.

I ham who am and I
burned up all your underpants!
 
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15 May 2013 @ 07:46 am
Generation X-Ray  
You may be the pearliest
particle-laureate at M.I.T.
or you may be
the most
ulcerated actuary in Petaluma

You may be fathers and daughters or mothers and sons

You may be nothing and nothing and nothing
 
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11 May 2013 @ 07:50 pm
Bad Nicknames  
Are you holding my tow-line?
Am I your balloon?
Can you teach me serology?

I'm the Gizzard of Oz!
O ye mighty digerati!
I'm the Gizzard of Oz!

Gag me with a bean!
I can gargle anything!

I can gargle a clam!

Burn the sauce!
Boil the serum!
Burn the sauce!
Boil the serum!

Repeal my peruke!
I'm the Puke of Earl!
 
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02 May 2013 @ 02:17 pm
Calf-Skinner  
I'm a calf-skinner.
Are you a calf?

Can you recite the alphabet?
Count to ten?
What's the square root of 27889?

I'm a calf-skinner.
Are you a calf?
 
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26 April 2013 @ 05:46 pm
Star  
Duck quacks under the radar
Duck says you're a star

Duck quacks under the radar
Duck says you're a star

Duck walks into a bar and asks for
water water water water water water
 
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20 April 2013 @ 01:03 pm
Bollywood Romance  
You were born with seven moons,
but I'm your first planet, and you met me on Bollywood Boulevard.

You could also call it love in a bucket.

Am I your map?
Are you my panther?
Am I your planet panther tantra?
 
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12 April 2013 @ 08:45 pm
Glass  
love turns into glass

love turns into glass

i am ash of your ash of your ashes

glass of your glass
 
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04 April 2013 @ 09:11 pm
The Gumby Tree  
The Gumby Tree

Although Robert W. Fuller declined my kind offer to
design a cover for his latest book, I may as well post
it here anyway, with its poignant depiction of the central
character, Mr. Gumby, who is mentioned no less than four times
on the very first page.
 
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