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26 August 2014 @ 08:08 pm
"I love you like a lunatic!"
This is very romantic.

"I eat like a lunatic!"
This begins to be creepy.

"I practice medicine like a lunatic!"

"I fuck like a lunatic!"
And here we go again!
19 August 2014 @ 02:10 am
In 1992 I won a life-time
supply of Fig Newtons which
Nabisco would only deliver to my "actual residence,"
and even after I explained that my
"actual residence" is the endless cycle of eternity,
Nabisco nevertheless refused to deliver my
life-time supply to a lake-side
ashram in Minnesota,
where Flora and I once recited
a dirge for Derwood Robinson.

Every monk in that ashram was
crazy about Fig Newtons!
17 August 2014 @ 01:06 am
15 August 2014 @ 03:50 pm
We rented this house on the beach to write lyrics!
We rehearsed our pitch on a Russian rocketship!

Did we bring enough pancakes?
Did we bring enough pancakes for a space-walk?

Did we stage a sneak attack of the sparkle-shark?

We rented this house on the beach to write lyrics
and most of the time we were happy, I guess.

Then we moved to Seal Beach, then New York,
then the far-away stars and the dark behind the dark.
10 August 2014 @ 08:03 pm
This was the season when we
learned to play the nocturnes...









This was the season of oysters and curtseys!
Tenors singing on sentry duty!

Your mom hired a druid to read the runes!

Your mom hired a druid to read the runes,
and all of them were curses!
09 August 2014 @ 11:45 pm
Vision Center 5
09 August 2014 @ 06:54 am
Maggot walks into an
art museum and says...

"Show me the meat!"

It's a fast-moving maggot!
Maggot twenty feet tall!

Then it gobbles up the guard and
charges into a mob of tourists!

Maggot fifty feet tall!
Maggot faster than a speeding bullet!

You can't get away!

You defaulted on your mortgage!
You don't even own a car!

Maggot eats Greenwich Village!
Maggot eats Beirut!

You can't kill it with hate-mail!

Maggot faster than a speeding bullet!
Maggot taller than the stars!
08 August 2014 @ 12:28 am
Is this book about cannibals?
Is there more than one cannibal in it?
Did you marry a cannibal?
Yes and no.

I saw thousands of cannibals on a beach in Malibu
and all of them died of old age or drowning.
03 August 2014 @ 02:37 am
I bought a tacky watch!
I attached a

catchier tag-line to your
wacky cat-walk!

Woman, what do you want from me?

I gave you everything I had!
I can't give you any more!
30 July 2014 @ 11:37 am